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On Mother’s Day. As a not mom.
The question typically comes just a few minutes into small talk with a stranger. And it stops the convo cold. Them: “Do you have kids?”...

Ashley
May 3, 20182 min read


On Groupon. And our trade secret.
We have never once done business with Groupon. Unless you count “business” as them calling and emailing incessantly even after being...

Ashley
Apr 18, 20182 min read


Poop bags and rocket boosters.
I often wonder, if I added up all the wasted seconds, how many hours of my life I’ve spent trying to open plastic bags (produce bags at...

Ashley
Apr 5, 20182 min read


The New Year.
New year, you’re saying? Ashley, it’s March. Yes, but on the Ashley calendar, March = New Year. I return to life when daylight savings...

Ashley
Mar 29, 20183 min read


If a grandma falls in the forest.
{Want to hear what a horrible person I am? Once, Grandma was helping me with garage sale prep and she came across a box with some of the...

Ashley
Mar 20, 20183 min read


Tidings of discomfort and joy.
Self-discovery is an inconsiderate bitch. Y’all know I hate winter; it’s no secret (I can hear you: “yes, the cold, the dark, you hate,...

Ashley
Feb 19, 20182 min read


Current conditions.
It’s December 20th and if you’re wondering how we’re doing around here, let me fill you in. We have a new water feature in the spa. Isn’t...

Ashley
Dec 20, 20172 min read


All they want for Christmas is you.
Mom and Dad Smith One of my favorite memories from when Smitty and I first started dating was visiting his parents’ house at...

Ashley
Nov 29, 20172 min read


Life sucks and thank you.
Yesterday I was writing a long list to share here of things for which I’m insanely grateful – my heated mattress pad, doggie drinking...

Ashley
Nov 22, 20172 min read
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